It's May and the birtherstani are their usual paranoid incoherent selves. In many ways they remind me of a dish called "Dancing Octopus".
Basically soy sauce or other salty broth is poured over raw octopus. The salt causes the energy in the octopus' tentacles to be released and the dead octopus flails around mindlessly. Much like the birthers do.
The big news this time is that Pyramid Power expert and copier salesman Douglas Vogt (along with disbarred attorney Montgomery Sibley), have unveiled the unsealed version of the steaming pile of crap they foisted off on the Supreme Court.