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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 4-6 May 2013

In today's (slightly delayed) dispatches, The Western Center for "Journalism" wants the Secret Service to violate their oaths and turn against the President. Walter Fitzpatrick is still upset over Darren Huff. Carl Gallups continues to slobber all over Mike Zullo. Ed Noonan wants a "second amendment solution" to the fact he keeps losing.

Rudy Davis shows the world that yes, he's a flaming racist piece of crap. One of Dr. Orly's courtroom props wants a "prayer revolt". Is the new NRA president a birther? Dr. Orly plans to refile in Kansas. A proposed gun march in Washington DC strikes me as a less than ideal plan of action.

Bottle redhead Devvy Kidd manages to screw up birther history. Dr. Orly is screaming mad that Larry Klayman, Mike Zullo, and the rest of the World Nut Daily-sponsored crowd are the latest bright shiny objects to get the birthers attention. Meanwhile World Nut Daily recycles from other birther blogs.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 27-29 April 2013

In today's dispatches, Karl Swihart wants to know if his Indiana birther ballot jihad case is back from the dead. Dr. Orly is a grumpy camper. President Obama has fun with the birthers, the birthers have a collective breech-birth cow. Death threats, racism, and calls for revolt. Why yes, it is Birther Report.

Dr. Orly's blog is just as full of death threats and calls for revolt, though Birther Report has the edge on anti-semitism. George Miller throws a temper tantrum over the very notion the scary black man is STILL President. The birtherstani come up with a new twist on the whiney letter.

We have pictures of "RacerJim". Dr. Orly sends out demands to harass, well, anyone she doesn't like. And we have video of the Sacramento Chapter of the Wilfred Brimley fan club.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 26 March-1 April 2013

Ah springtime in Birtherstan. The wind down from the Berg Steppes, blowing the fetid scent of the lie factories and the fields of freshly planted racism. The view of the murky green waters of Lake Delusion, at the foot of snowcapped Bandini Mountain. And all around the screeching, inane chatter of the hopeless inbred citizens of the Glorious Patriotic Republic of Birtherstan.

Why in comparison to the regard for freedom of speech and love of country in Birtherstan, North Korea is a Libertarian paradise.

Anyway, in today's dispatches, Carl Gallups has a mad at Alan West, while making moon eyes and batting his eyelashes seductively at Mike Zullo. Video of Dr. Orly at CPAC, in all her ranting uniboobed glory. However, trouble awaits, due to Dr.. Orly having to swat down Linda Joy Adams for the crime of being too crazy for Dr. Orly.

World Nut Daily is excited over the idea that World Nut Daily columnist Larry Klayman gets to argue a birther case before World Nut Daily columnist Roy Moore. Which causes Dr. Orly to go "Screech! Look at me!! Screech!!" Meanwhile Dr. Orly wants her tens of followers to recall those who refuse to do the Birther Queen's bidding.

We have a three part Pest and eFail interview with Douglas Vogt which is chock-full of a quaint concept called "lying". Another salvo in the birtherstan civil war. And more steaming piles of taitz dropped off on the courts.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 19-20 February 2013

In today's dispatches, a motion to dismiss in Dr. Orly's Grinols v Everyone+Dog lawsuit. And it looks like the US attorneys office may have just done their homework, as the arguments are a condensed history of birther fail. The Supreme Court releases their decisions, and much to the surprise of nobody in the reality-based community, neither Dr. Orly or Montgomery Sibley got the ponies they wanted.

The failure to be given ponies, curiously enough, cause both Dr. Orly and Montgomery Sibley to release vast amounts of horseshit upon the world at large.

The comments section at Birther Report are their usual frothy mix of hatred, sedition, death threats, and racism as a result of the Supreme Court's decisions, while Dr. Orly tries to blame the decision on those dusky types she saw working for the Supreme Court as clerks. Dr. Orly gets another fail, as the court in Mississippi tells her no default for you! Yes, once again Dr. Orly proves to the world that the last time she got service right was with CEL3.

But wait, the fun continues as Dr. Orly tries to bring her bat guano crazy tripe to the international stage, begging the world to come rescue her from the scary black man. A birther tea party group wants to protect the winner of a legitimate election, causing a mass blowout in national irony meters. Rudy enlists the help of his cat. And Montgomery Sibley demands Congress call him, soon, please?

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 7-8 February 2013

In today's dispatches, Keith Judd submits something to Alaska. Padawan Pauly is told "no" by the court again. Larry Klayman seems to be asleep at the switch. Former Judge Richard Sanders seems to be agreeing that Linda Jordan's case is a steaming pile of taitz.

A former LAPD officer goes on a shooting spree. Leave it to the birthers to milk it.

Rudy Davis goes off on an extended whine.about anyone he doesn't like. Dr. Orly gets a response in her Grinolds v Electoral college case. Meanwhile, she throws a protest in Sacramento with tens of rather elderly pasty people attending. Not to mention a Cavity Creep whiney letter too.

And last but not least, Michael Lerman is back and is full of Sovereign Citizen goodness!!

(My apologizes for the delay in today's dispatches. It wasn't done by the time my curling league play started, so I had to finish it when I came home from curling.)

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 24-25 January 2013

In today's dispatches, too crazy for Glenn Beck?? Joseph Farah goes on an extended whine that he can't seem to fool all of the people all of the time. Mark Gillar has Mike Zullo on his green-screened show, with an offer that Colin Powell will more than likely find quite easy to refuse, while the inmates at Birther Report show a level of maturity only lightly below that of a zygote.

We have a Jerome Corsi lie retrospect. Rudy Davis is aiming for other cars, lampposts, stop signs, and Secret Service attention. Dr. Orly comes up with Yet Another Really Stupid idea. Dr. Orly gets an order to show cause in the birtherstani civil war. Carl Swensson seems to have scarified his work, his marriage, and his sanity in his jihad against the President.

From Helsinki, Finland, Lawrence Sellin goes to openly calling for the violent overthrow of the US Government and replacing it with a totalitarian regime. And Dr. Kate finally has employment.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 13-14 December 2012

In today's dispatches, Sibley is told "no, you can't have appeal, not yours". Gordon Epperly dons his insulated klan robes and makes another appearance. Walter Fitzpatrick is grumpy that not that many people seem to be taking his latest treason -gram seriously.

Howse v Everyone+dog is booted to the curb. Birther Report shows their usual badly-civilized selves at Dr. Orly's latest. Andrew Hidges makes another appearance in World Nut Daily-linked sites. Dr. Orly's latest lawsuit gets press coverage, while the judge in Mississippi wonders if there's any rules that Dr. Orly can follow.

Noonan v Bowen is told no by the Supreme Court, and has been appealed. Mike Zullo's latest masterpiece is dissected. Sharon Meroni appears in legal paperwork. The American Stinker wants the House of Representatives to go even more bat-guano crazy than before. Dr. Orly shows how bad an American Patriot she really is.

Dr. Orly exploiting a tragedy for attention? Are you surprised??

Keith Judd appears in denial notices for two states. And Dr. Orly is told "no, you can't have restraining order, not yours"

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 29 November - 3 December 2012

My apologizes for missing last friday's updates. Reality strikes hard. It's been a busy weekend.

Anyway, things have also been busy in birtherstan. Montgomery Sibley is making a disbarred pest of himself. Cody Judy is delusional, and wants money, while George Miller has no problems supporting a convicted felon.. Dr. Orly's courtroom prowess is compared to certain primates. Meanwhile Dr. Orly pretends she's the Iraqi Information Minister and flatly denies any sanctions have taken place.

Various birtherstani and fellow travelers want to march on Washington DC, in a rally that could end up being measured in the tens of people if not the dozens. Various courtrooms need to spray for or set out gluetraps for de Vattelists. Rudy Davis continues to drop any pretense of being anything other than a racist nut job. Tracy Fair comes up with a website that looks like the offspring of a drunken night between MySpace and Angelfire.

Dr. Orly announces team-ups with birther attorneys with egos almost as large as hers. Obama Ballot Challenge goes the whiney letter route. Leah Lax bites the hand that litigates for her. "TechDude" gets the boot from a website so full of lies to begin with that they won't gain any credibility from his loss. Various Mississippi responses.

We have a brand new "any day now" video. Dr. Orly finds a new courtroom prop and wants to see the US Government overthrown.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 27-31 October 2012

In today's dispatches, President Obama makes fun of the birthers. The birthers respond by showing why people make fun of them. More about the birther rental cars, including the fact the owner is a known liar. The person behind the silly "birth film" may be uncovered, while Joel Gilbert is getting upset that his sugar daddy may be uncovered as well.

President Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and the Obama campaign respond though attorneys to Dr. Orly's Mississippi claims. Viscount Monckton continues to play birther while insisting he's not a birther, with the level of credibility you would expect from him. Paranoia, lies. and racism? It must be Birther Report. Larry Klayman has his own Fantasy Tiddlywinks League meeting, with the expected (and more than likely pre-determined) results.

Tribble Mobility Scooter and Romney surrogate Donald Trump shows that Hurricane Sandy is no match for the hot air coming from his pinhole. Meanwhile, Mitt Romney rebrands his campaign. Or at least tries to pretend he's not campaigning when he is. Some does another "hanging Obama" and gets the expected visit from the Secret Service.

John Dummett and Gary Kreep are handed another birther loss in court. Dr. Orly finds a new "expert" who isn't. Oh, and he's still upset by her last trip to Mississippi. The judge in the birther civil war is getting cranky. And Dr. Orly's rent-a-plaintiff Henry Tisdale is just looking to buy or rent an honest judge.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 18-22 October 2012

In today's dispatches, Birther Report gets pinked. Judge Carter tells Dr. Orly that most familiar of legal words to birthers - "no". Joel Gilbert's liefest gets more press - very little of it positive.

Mark McGrew climbs out from under his slime-covered rock, dons his white robes and hood, and uses the foreign press to spew out hatred against his fellow Americans. Birther Report gets annoyed with Dr. Orly, Joe Arpaio, and Donald Trump, while the Tribble Mobility Scooter has Yet Another Big Story Any Day Now.

Philip Berg shows up on a conspiracy and nutter talk show, along with a serial liar and bullshit artist. Lame Cherry needs to switch to a better quality of LSD. Dr. Orly prepares for her Indiana Ballot hearing by whining about the quality of her witnesses.

Looks like President Obama is getting quite a few donations from active-duty military. We have eyewitness reports from Indiana. Pam Barnett whines about her trip. And Mitt Romney's sister in law is totally lacking in taste and class.