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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 17-19 March 2012

In today's dispatches, Chief Editor Korir discovers the Bomford BC. Convicted forger and felon Lucas Smith is missing, and Amber wants to find him. KKK apologist Mark McGrew writes a love letter for Carl Swensson.

In a choice between Dr. Orly and Not Sure, Not Sure is the GOP choice. Joe Arpaio is upset that the media isn't taking Jerome Corsi or his lies seriously. World Nut Daily's pet pollsters comes up with another unverifiable poll.

Pam Barnett and the California 7 busk the courtroom corners for that sweet, sweet birther bucks. Dr. Orly seems to be following Dr. Kate's lead into paranoid conspiracy land. Renew America can't figure out why the media isn't taking the Corsi and Arpaio muppet show seriously.

Philip Berg isn't done yet (what a surprise). And Dr. Orly gets a prize endorsement from someone who's even more crazy and delusional than she is.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 15-16 March 2012

In today's dispatches, the "patriotic" birthers do love them some Pravda. Riding hard on Berg's reappearance, Chief Editor Korir makes a reappearance. Arizona, once again, guts a completely unrelated bill and sews a birther bill into the skin.

Dr. Orly's former clients are told by the Superior Court of Georgia "No". Van Irion is told by the Superior Court of Georgia "No" and throws a hissy fit. Philip Berg is told by the Pennsylvania courts "No."

Some of the people Joe Arpaio considers good enough for a posse seem to be better suited for the other side of the law. And open racist Hugh McInnish files a birther ballot jihad challenge citing that famous legal journal "World Nut Daily".

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 13-14 March 2012

In today's dispatches, Charles Kerchner tries - another ad! Some evidence of pre-2008 protobirthers. Dr. Orly wants to seduce Rep. Stearns to the birtherstani side of the force.

Berg's undead case gets a motion to dismiss. Dr. Orly pole vaults over the wall of legal sanity. Some birthers are upset at the GOP for not completely boarding the crazy train. The people in the Georgia Birther Ballot jihad are told "no" again, while the SoS for that state certifies the results of the primary.

Some birthers question why they should pay for the Pest and eFail. And Leo Donofrio folds and goes home. Again.

I *think* I've fixed the commenting section. Maybe. Hopefully.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 28-29 February 2012

In today's dispatches, Dr. Kate is checking under her bed for OCTPAW. The inmates at Birther Report are still fighting over Dr. Orly and have their panties in a knot that Michael Jablonski actually is doing his job. The Pest and eFail unveils a radical new move to drive their readership even lower.

Sunhara v Fuddy gets a pro forma objection. Mario Apuzzo follows his Pro Hac Vice request with legal diarrhea. Meanwhile Obama's Pennsylvania attorney seems to be of the "kickass and chew bubblegum" school of law. The shambling form of Philip Berg gets help from another birther moldy oldie.

Dr. Orly tries to explain away her failures (oh, and wants money too). The federal court in Arizona doesn't seem too impressed with Van Irion. And Joseph Farah tries to hype up Joe Arpaio big birther press conference tomorrow.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 25-27 February 2012

In today's dispatches, Martha Trowbridge may have come up with the handy dandy all-purpose excuse for birthers confronted with facts and the like. Beware the power of OCTPAW!!. Miss Ticky is paranoid enough to think her fellow birthers are one of THEM. Van Irion's Tennessee case gets moved (and dinged for improper service.

The Sovereign Citizen movement gets ranked up there with other threats. SPLC and others take note of Gordon Warren Epperly's latest. Dr. Orly's fail parade in Indiana gets noticed. Meanwhle, Dr. Orly gets increasing abusive towards her fellow birtherstani for DARING to think THERE's anyone ELSE promoting their crap. The ex-mayor of Clovis, NM, wants people to ignore his birtherism.

It's suggested that Joe Arpaio's World Nut Daily-scripted news conference may just be a little biased. Cody Judy attempts to sue his want onto the Georgia ballot. Much like Romeo and Juliet or Bonnie and Clyde, Kerchner and Appuzo reunite to face legal rejection together.

Meanwhile, the tombs of Birtherstan open and the shambling form of Philip Berg returns to the scene. Scott Erlandson is trying to claim he's anything but what he really is - namely a cowardly liar. And Jablonski files a motion to dismiss with two whole pages of the birther fail bowl parade.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 4-6 February 2012

In today's dispatches, Miki Booth claims to be challenging Leah Lax, Thomas MacLeran, Laurie Roth, and Cody Judy for the "Dingbat Birther" party presidential nomination. The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals sticks a fork in Keyes/Barnett v Obama. Terry Lakin is told "no, you can't have medical license, not yours.

Dr. Kate and the floaters in her toxic toilet ball are wondering what's taking the overthrow of the government so long? Dr. Orly tells Indiana that they get the next stop on the Birther Ballot Jihad world tour. Dean Haskins takes professional Seditionist Sharon Rondeau to task for her support of Dr. Orly.

The big news, however, is the screaming tempest in birtherstan in the wake of Judge Malihi's decision. Dr. Orly not only sends the Georgia Secretary of State a big ol' fruit basket of fresh horse apples, but she accuses Judge Malihi of everything short of beating collies over the head with a mallet, but mostly for the crime of "saying no to Dr. Orly while having a funny last name". Most of the other birthers continue a meltdown full of death threats against the President, open racism, calls for military coups and the violent overthrow of the government, and other fun things to do on a rainy day.

The birthers eat their own. David Farrar is unhappy with his attorney but still is upset that the president wasn't made to jump though hoops and show his papers. Joseph Farah warns the GOP they better not select any swarthy types as VP or he'll take his pornstar mustache and stay home. Pam Barnett and Carl Swensson are both on the short bus to paranoia central. Mark McGrew seems to be in the running for the "nastiest piece of birther crap" award. And a batch of birther patriots warn the government that anyone they don't like better leave around mid-September or they'll demand the military get on their side and YOU'LL BE SORRY!!!.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 14-16 January 2012

In today's dispatches, I really have to wonder if we're seeing the meltdown and implosion of Dr. Orly Taitz. She has got so much invested in her lie that the event in Georgia is a trial and not a hearing that she's openly threatening State of Hawaii officials, berating her followers, and attacking her fellow birthers. "Birther Report" gets a broadside for daring to point out that Dr. Orly is wrong, and the "Article II Extra Jumbo Super Duper PAC gets slammed for the high crime of not giving Dr. Orly any money.

We also have run on sentences from David LaRocque. Birther fantasies. Joseph Farah throwing a tantrum that the de Vattelists are also daring to question white Republicans too.

Miki Booth blames Obama for the poor sales of her book, while thinking death threats against Obama are just fine. Dr. Orly brings an all-loser birther case to her "no, it's really a trial, honest, ignore what the judge calls it" event. Turns out Carl Swensson gave an interview to a blog with an unsavory reputation. And Lawrence Sellin wants the birtherstani to punish the GOP.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 29-30 December 2011

(Another great one from verbalobe)

In today's dispatches, Dr. Orly seems to be opening up a second birtherstani civil war with anyone who won't kowtow and kiss her liposuctioned tush. An attorney in Massachusetts who claimed to be a birther that believes Obama was a Muslim is told he can't sue a newspaper for reporting that he's a birther that believes Obama was a Muslim.

Newt Gingrich frankly dismisses the birthers, causing some to frankly scream "say it isn't so Newtie!!" Birthers in Georgia want a special grand jury to investigate the Secretary of State for Georgia for the crime of not being a birther. New York and Arizona get their own birther ballot jihads. Matt Romney makes a birther joke and attempts to walk it back.

It looks like the amount of complaints the birthers sent the New Hampshire Department of State is in the double digits. And while Dr. Orly is starting a second birther civil war, the first one is still going on.

I just noticed that I received a $10 donation in my tip jar from a reader on 21 December 2011. I don't know if said reader wants to mentioned by name, but thank you very much! (and you're the first to use it as well. *chuckle*)

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 13-14 December 2011

In today's dispatches, Arizona's birther bill may get shocked back to shambling unlike for a third time. Dr. Orly starts to aggressively court plaintiffs for her ballot jihads, including a conspiracy nutter for one and a convicted rapist for another.

The "Chicago Liberal Examiner" publishes some of the letters she got from the charming, polite birtherstani. Thomas MacLeran shows delusions of adequacy and has decided he's going to be the grand general of the upcoming coup himself. Dr. Orly downloads a pre-signed subpoena form and sends off a raft of special subpoenas that have the birtherstani peeing on the carpet in delight.

Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi is upset that the birthers favorite tribble mobility scooter won't pony up some TrumpBucks to help the cause. And Ed Hale tries to get the court - or Berg - to dismiss Linda Starr due to illness.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 8-9 December 2011

In today's dispatches, Neal Jednoralski has some interesting reading tastes. Philip Berg does a direct shot over the bow of the CCCP Orly Taitz. Fox News' pet psycho has a blame the victim mentality.

Dr. Orly goes ape dump at Philip Berg. Jerome Corsi once again makes claims without proof. New Hampshire gets another dose of OrlyLaw, and Indiana is next. A whiney letter? In the Pest and eFail?? Really??

Walter Fitzpatrick gets another free stay at the greybar hotel. Former PUMA Helen Tansey comes up with a birther PAC. Thomas MacLeran seems to be having arguments with the voices in his head. And losing.

Finally Dean Haskins comes up with a brand new idea for the birthers, by which I mean "stale, already been done, and failed."