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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 19-23 April 2012

I'm back from my break, and yes, the birthers are still a few dozen french fries short of a happy meal.

Anyway, in today's dispatches, from behind the paywall, professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau wonders why the country's sheriffs aren't willing to get the stink of birther on themselves. It seems that being monitored by the US Senate Sergeant at Arms' office is a cause for celebration in birtherstan. Some classy death threats at the fake examiner.

John Dummett thinks things are going well for him (and send money). Larry Klayman comes up with a brand new idea (read tired and stale, oh yeah and send money). Dr. Orly doesn't much care for Larry Klayman (and send money)

WND reports on birthers harassing congressional officials. Sam Sewell discovers what happens when you throw a press conference and nobody shows up. Pat Boone makes made-up headlines at WND again

And last but not least, Charles Dyer, aka "July4Patriot", is found guilty by a jury.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 14-18 April 2012

I'm on vacation this week, so things are a bit delayed.

Anyway, in today's dispatches, the little birtherpoolza that Rudy "Lonestar1776" is putting together is shaping up to be just chock full o' seditionist nuts. Including the pastor of Rudy's church. Dr. Orly decides to start subpoenaing people for her Mississippi Birther Ballot Jihad, and THEN ask for permission from the judge. Which she's annoyed with already for not playing stepin' fetch it sufficiently for Dr. Orly's liking.

Ed Hale should stick to making up stories about bigfoot. Ann Barnhardt puts on a show that should borrow some props from a Gallagher concert. Van Irion finally manages to make proper service, and gets called out for his little tricks. Dr. Kate is projecting, (and still thinks that Lame Cherry is just peachy keen A-OK.)

World Nut Daily breathlessly reports that Rush Limbaugh can't seem to figure out his phone. Dr. Orly is upset that World Nut Daily isn't breathlessly reporting her usual loads of dingo droppings. Ted Nugent is insane. Larry Klayman wants his $hare of Birther$tani Buck$, and Dr. Orly goes "not $o fa$t". And Joe Arpaio is in increasingly hot water.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 27-28 March 2012

In today's dispatches, once again the ties that a birther has with their family are shown. Rudy Davis decides to use a local church for his own birtherpoolza. Joe Arpario has an interview with the former Radio Moscow, followed by a Corsi-attended press conference where Arpaio and Carl Seel whined that Seel's birther bill is stuck in committee.

Also, Arpaio and Corsi's response to the claims of "media blackout" is to have no media for their upcoming tea party spew.

We're introduced to JEFF BOSS a democrat and birther WHO TYPES IN ALL CAPS to underscore the serious fact that he's BATGUANO CRAZY. The Western Center for "Journalism" loves them some Lucas Smith. Hugh McInnish gets told no by the Alabama Supreme Court, though one Justice seems to be whistling dixie. Dr. Orly tries to get Joe Arpaio and Mike Zullo out to Mississippi for a command performance. Dean Haskins interviews a British Birther who's Barking Mad.

And the lines are increasingly becoming blurred between Lame Cherry and a a KKK site.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 24-26 March 2012

And in today's dispatches, Van Irion gets told to "do it right this time" in Arizona. Dr. Orly is upset because the Democratic Party of Mississippi wants to know if she's being paid to commit legal malpractice, or is she committing legal malpractice out of her own funds.

Lame Cherry reappears in all their hood-wearing, cross-burning, racist psychopathic glory, much to the delight of Dr. Kate. World Nut Daily asks if the US Military is "purging" birthers, rather than asking "why are all these supposed patriots disobeying legal orders and running afoul of the UCMJ???

Seems that World Nut Daily's pet pollster is a biased clod. Forbes magazine decides they don't want to go birther. Sam Sewell has problems with things like "search engines". Comrade Orly Taitz goes back to her roots in the Soviet Union, and publishes anti-American propaganda in Pravda.

World Nut Daily is upset the media isn't' taking swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi seriously, nor are they paying attention to the Postman's Tale. Dr. Kate shows her fetish for sewage. Walter Fitzpatrick gets called a SovCit. Dr. Orly may get published in English, but she can't spell English. And last but not least, Dr. Orly takes on the role of creepy psycho stalker.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 22-23 March 2012

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 10-12 March 2012

In today's dispatches, the media starts to turn over the rock that Stephen Pidgeon lives under. Arpaio shows that he's more than willing to repeat Corsi's lies to another Corsi shill. Rudy continues his trip to crazy town, and Dr.Kate is waiting at the station for him.

World Nut Daily and their "Western Center for 'Journalism'" continue to throw a fit over the media's refusal to take Corsi's Arizona muppet show seriously. Dr. Kate isn't the only birther giving into paranoia, since Dr. Orly is swimming in Lake Bugshit herself. Which goes well with her continued calls for insurrection. Unlicensed Pastoral Therapist Sam Sewell finds a fellow Mensa member who's just as koo-koo for cocoa puffs as he is.

The birtherstani continue to make out with Andrew Breitbart's corpse. Dr. Orly is upset at the California GOP for DARING to endorse someone other than Dr. Orly. Meanwhile she's trying to seduce Arpaio away from Corsi. One of Flordia's congress critters plays flirty birther games. And the South shows it's no home for sane Republicans.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 23-24 February 2012

In today's dispatches, the birther civil war between Dr. Orly and the Article II Super Duper Hot and Spicy PAC heats up. Kansas makes a decision on their birther bill. And Arpaio's press conference will be streamed by WND-TV, along with a familiar name.

But the real fun comes as Dr. Orly sits in front of the Indiana Election Committee. Which seems to have done their homework and has little to no patience for her antics. And once again shows her legal skills is no match for something flat-packed and assembled by a hex wrench.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 18-20 February 2012

In today's dispatches, the Birther Ballot Jihad attempts continue. And in come cases, the birthers past legal history are their own worst enemy. Meanwhile the birtherstani seem to be going "Old News is Fun, Yay!"

Professional Seditionist Sharon Rondeau wants to know why tranny hunter and pink plastic phallus owner/operator Darren Huff is in jail, when there are real criminals that should be there (by which she means "debunkers"). Meanwhile, the racism in birtherstan continues to be on the increase.

Dr. Orly tries to shoehorn herself into Georgia anyway, while her Yahoo continues to be a hot zone. Walter Fitzpatrick still can't accept responsibility for his actions. And Gary Nance comes up with a theory on citizenship that harkens back to the thrilling days of the 1930's and 40's.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 11-13 February 2012

In today's dispatches, some interesting commentary on the birther - GOP relationship. Dr. Kate stoops to childish name calling. The racist "14th Amendment citizen" theory is getting some traction in birtherstan. A couple of the more radical birther blogs recycle old news about military coups.

ConWebBlog knocks a birther for complaining about being called a birther. We get the latest birther attorney, and he's not only compressed sleazeloaf, but FAMILIAR compressed sleazeloaf. Of course, Dr. Orly throws a fit at anyone but the Nitrous Queen getting those Birther Bucks.

Hatfield wants his cut of the Birther Buck Bonanza. And the Pest and eFail publish a….wait for it…..whiney letter!!

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 4-6 February 2012

In today's dispatches, Miki Booth claims to be challenging Leah Lax, Thomas MacLeran, Laurie Roth, and Cody Judy for the "Dingbat Birther" party presidential nomination. The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals sticks a fork in Keyes/Barnett v Obama. Terry Lakin is told "no, you can't have medical license, not yours.

Dr. Kate and the floaters in her toxic toilet ball are wondering what's taking the overthrow of the government so long? Dr. Orly tells Indiana that they get the next stop on the Birther Ballot Jihad world tour. Dean Haskins takes professional Seditionist Sharon Rondeau to task for her support of Dr. Orly.

The big news, however, is the screaming tempest in birtherstan in the wake of Judge Malihi's decision. Dr. Orly not only sends the Georgia Secretary of State a big ol' fruit basket of fresh horse apples, but she accuses Judge Malihi of everything short of beating collies over the head with a mallet, but mostly for the crime of "saying no to Dr. Orly while having a funny last name". Most of the other birthers continue a meltdown full of death threats against the President, open racism, calls for military coups and the violent overthrow of the government, and other fun things to do on a rainy day.

The birthers eat their own. David Farrar is unhappy with his attorney but still is upset that the president wasn't made to jump though hoops and show his papers. Joseph Farah warns the GOP they better not select any swarthy types as VP or he'll take his pornstar mustache and stay home. Pam Barnett and Carl Swensson are both on the short bus to paranoia central. Mark McGrew seems to be in the running for the "nastiest piece of birther crap" award. And a batch of birther patriots warn the government that anyone they don't like better leave around mid-September or they'll demand the military get on their side and YOU'LL BE SORRY!!!.