I'm back from my break, and yes, the birthers are still a few dozen french fries short of a happy meal.
Anyway, in today's dispatches, from behind the paywall, professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau wonders why the country's sheriffs aren't willing to get the stink of birther on themselves. It seems that being monitored by the US Senate Sergeant at Arms' office is a cause for celebration in birtherstan. Some classy death threats at the fake examiner.
John Dummett thinks things are going well for him (and send money). Larry Klayman comes up with a brand new idea (read tired and stale, oh yeah and send money). Dr. Orly doesn't much care for Larry Klayman (and send money)
WND reports on birthers harassing congressional officials. Sam Sewell discovers what happens when you throw a press conference and nobody shows up. Pat Boone makes made-up headlines at WND again
And last but not least, Charles Dyer, aka "July4Patriot", is found guilty by a jury.
Continue reading "Dispatches From Birtherstan - 19-23 April 2012" »
I'm on vacation this week, so things are a bit delayed.
Anyway, in today's dispatches, the little birtherpoolza that Rudy "Lonestar1776" is putting together is shaping up to be just chock full o' seditionist nuts. Including the pastor of Rudy's church. Dr. Orly decides to start subpoenaing people for her Mississippi Birther Ballot Jihad, and THEN ask for permission from the judge. Which she's annoyed with already for not playing stepin' fetch it sufficiently for Dr. Orly's liking.
Ed Hale should stick to making up stories about bigfoot. Ann Barnhardt puts on a show that should borrow some props from a Gallagher concert. Van Irion finally manages to make proper service, and gets called out for his little tricks. Dr. Kate is projecting, (and still thinks that Lame Cherry is just peachy keen A-OK.)
World Nut Daily breathlessly reports that Rush Limbaugh can't seem to figure out his phone. Dr. Orly is upset that World Nut Daily isn't breathlessly reporting her usual loads of dingo droppings. Ted Nugent is insane. Larry Klayman wants his $hare of Birther$tani Buck$, and Dr. Orly goes "not $o fa$t". And Joe Arpaio is in increasingly hot water.
Continue reading "Dispatches From Birtherstan - 14-18 April 2012" »
In today's dispatches, once again the ties that a birther has with their family are shown. Rudy Davis decides to use a local church for his own birtherpoolza. Joe Arpario has an interview with the former Radio Moscow, followed by a Corsi-attended press conference where Arpaio and Carl Seel whined that Seel's birther bill is stuck in committee.
Also, Arpaio and Corsi's response to the claims of "media blackout" is to have no media for their upcoming tea party spew.
We're introduced to JEFF BOSS a democrat and birther WHO TYPES IN ALL CAPS to underscore the serious fact that he's BATGUANO CRAZY. The Western Center for "Journalism" loves them some Lucas Smith. Hugh McInnish gets told no by the Alabama Supreme Court, though one Justice seems to be whistling dixie. Dr. Orly tries to get Joe Arpaio and Mike Zullo out to Mississippi for a command performance. Dean Haskins interviews a British Birther who's Barking Mad.
And the lines are increasingly becoming blurred between Lame Cherry and a a KKK site.
Continue reading "Dispatches from Birtherstan - 27-28 March 2012" »
And in today's dispatches, Van Irion gets told to "do it right this time" in Arizona. Dr. Orly is upset because the Democratic Party of Mississippi wants to know if she's being paid to commit legal malpractice, or is she committing legal malpractice out of her own funds.
Lame Cherry reappears in all their hood-wearing, cross-burning, racist psychopathic glory, much to the delight of Dr. Kate. World Nut Daily asks if the US Military is "purging" birthers, rather than asking "why are all these supposed patriots disobeying legal orders and running afoul of the UCMJ???
Seems that World Nut Daily's pet pollster is a biased clod. Forbes magazine decides they don't want to go birther. Sam Sewell has problems with things like "search engines". Comrade Orly Taitz goes back to her roots in the Soviet Union, and publishes anti-American propaganda in Pravda.
World Nut Daily is upset the media isn't' taking swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi seriously, nor are they paying attention to the Postman's Tale. Dr. Kate shows her fetish for sewage. Walter Fitzpatrick gets called a SovCit. Dr. Orly may get published in English, but she can't spell English. And last but not least, Dr. Orly takes on the role of creepy psycho stalker.
Continue reading "Dispatches from Birtherstan - 24-26 March 2012" »
In today's dispatches, the GOP continues to play flirty dog-whistle games with the birthers, with predictable results. Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi plays Illuminati with Alex Jones and lets his racist freak flag fly. Linda Bentley kisses up to Corsi and Arpaio and demands the President provide proof that will satisfy not a court of law or judicial officials, oh no, but satisfy the birthers and teahaddists.
Meanwhile, the Corsi/Arpaio bromance goes on, with signs that they haven't depleted their supply of outright lies and falsehoods yet. Meanwhile, Dr. Orly tries to horn in on the Corsi/Arpaio bromance. Sam Sewell and friends release their Florida Birther Ballot jihad.
President Obama continues to poke fun at the birthers. Comedy Central makes note of the California birther jihaddists. And Free Republic warns the faithful that thou shalt not birther against a Republican.
I'm still trying to debug comments. Sorry for all the ones that got stuck when I thought they had been published!
Continue reading "Dispatches from Birtherstan - 22-23 March 2012" »