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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 3-7 May 2012

In today's dispatches, Christopher-Earl™®© may have just found his hobby as a pre se litigant finally Martinized. Several GOP candidates in North Carolina are competing for the birther vote. World Nut Daily is upset that Al Sharpton made some rude comments about Corsi's Arizona boy toy.

The people at Birther Report are upset that they haven't had their military coup yet. Darren Huff finds out how long he may have to do without his plastic pal that's fun to be with. Some Arizona birthers and racists are upset that the Maricopa CCCP was co-opted by the Jerome Corsi dog and pony show.

One gets the feeling that the Mississippi Democratic Party is a tad bit annoyed at Dr. Orly, while the court tells her "you no can haz discovery, thx, bye." Which causes Dr. Orly to get not just screechy, but openly racist and screechy. Not to mention that if Mississippi doesn't let her do what she wants, she just might take her birther ballot jihad to another state!

Lawrence Sellin ends up at that all-american media outlet "Pravda OnLine". Dr. Orly shows herself to be Joe Arpaio's creepy stalker girl, actually taking over another Repubican's press conference to try and get Arpaio on Team Orly. Walter Fitzpatrick is back in court. Dr. Orly shows a complete irony deficit, not to mention a mad at World Nut Daily. And Lame Cherry continues to show the world a walking, talking example of the DSM-IV-R.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 24-25 April 2012

In today's dispatches, motions filed against Dr. Orly's Indiana Birther Ballot Jihad. Robert Quinn has a mad at the Orly-proof Sen. Marco Rubio, Sen. Rubio has a police now. Snopes points out (again) that the birthers are a) lying and b) stealing from each other.

Dr. Orly has a mad that a California Republican group would DARE to endorse anyone but her, thereby giving up the all important "bat guano crazy dentist" demographic. Dr. Kate recommends her besets buddy in the whole wide world, insane racist Lame Cherry. Joseph Farah and his pornstar mustache has a fool-proof plan to defeat Obama, based upon the brand-new novel strategy of "send your money to World Nut Daily".

Larry Klayman claims to have discovery, reality goes "oh that's nice". Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi is starting to notice a critical lack of attention being given to his boy toy Joe Arpaio. The Mississippi Supreme Court takes Dr. Orly's birther ballot jihad in that state and tells the US District Court "tag, you're it!" John Dummet (pronounced "dim-bulb") tries to peddle his birther street cred and chops.

Anti-Semitic Internet Outhouse Andy Martin returns to birtherstan to announce his next Hawaiian vacation. Tony Perkins comes out of his mothers basement to shower birtherism all over the place. Lawrence Sellin is settlin' into his new home at Family Security Matters. And Gary Stein does a Lakin all over his USMC career.

Oh, and I respond to a persistant troll.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 19-23 April 2012

I'm back from my break, and yes, the birthers are still a few dozen french fries short of a happy meal.

Anyway, in today's dispatches, from behind the paywall, professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau wonders why the country's sheriffs aren't willing to get the stink of birther on themselves. It seems that being monitored by the US Senate Sergeant at Arms' office is a cause for celebration in birtherstan. Some classy death threats at the fake examiner.

John Dummett thinks things are going well for him (and send money). Larry Klayman comes up with a brand new idea (read tired and stale, oh yeah and send money). Dr. Orly doesn't much care for Larry Klayman (and send money)

WND reports on birthers harassing congressional officials. Sam Sewell discovers what happens when you throw a press conference and nobody shows up. Pat Boone makes made-up headlines at WND again

And last but not least, Charles Dyer, aka "July4Patriot", is found guilty by a jury.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 10-13 April 2012

In today's dispatches, at least one claim that Obama is currently under arrest, (one supposes for the crime of "Presidenting While Black"). Certain members of Joe Arpaio's legal team now share a distinction with CEL3 - namely disbarrment. Rumours fly that the Maricopa CCCP is rehashing the Trowbridge claims.

The DoJ is getting annoyed with Arpaio. Neal Turner shows a racist and mean-spirited streak. Mario Apuzzo and Nicholas Purpura are told by the State of New Jersey the word "No". The State of Georgia tells Dr. Orly's sock puppet "No." The US District Court in Tennessee tells Van Irion "No." Charles Kerchner throws a tantrum over the word "No".

The Western Center for "Journalism" unleashes birther flying monkeys to harass elected officials. We have some birtherism from across the pond. Arizona teahaddists and Dr. Orly are upset that their unconstitutional petition is being ignored by that state's GOP leadership.

One of World Nut Daily and Western Center for "Journalism" sugar daddies is discovered. The California GOP may be trying to figure out how to keep from getting Taitz splattered all over them. One of Rick Santorum's sugar daddies makes an assassination joke. And Birther Report gets more and more vile.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 3-4 April 2012

In today's dispatches, Dr. Orly gets the coveted felon endorsement. Disgruntled PUMA Bettina Viviano's claims get traction at World Nut Daily, Corsi's cabin boy Joe Arpaio, and at a site called "Godfather Politics" that really really REALLY needs to be on the top of the Secret Service's watch list.

Though the sedition, hatred, and death threats at Godfather Politics didn't stop a Fox News Anchor from thinking it was just peachy keen to share on Twitter. And it looks like Joe Arpaio decided to go full metal birther as a way to explain away the fact that his office was jerking the Department of Justice around.

Dr. Orly is in creepy obsessive stalker mode (well, moreso than usual), with a particular hatred towards Philip Berg and anyone who dares force her to act like a real attorney rather than a nitrous-addled chinese crested dog. Dr. Kate is currently listening to the waters of Lake Conspiracy.

The PUMAs are starting to get dusted off by their friends in the far right. We have Obama as the result of an Illuminati breeding programme. The Georgia Supreme Court tells the birtherstani involved that that state's birther ballot jihad a very familiar word. Lawrence Sellin surfaces at Margaret Hemenway's old haunt. And the drums of sedition and treason grow ever louder in birtherstan.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 29-30 March 2012

In today's dispatches, Joe Arpaio is told "No, you can't have access to Selective Service Registration form, not yours". Meanwhile Arpaio is upset that the media isn't taking him seriously.

Dr. Orly calls on her cavity creeps to harass Arpaio in hopes of getting him to appear sans Corsi in Mississippi, (which could prove to be more entertaining than previously thought even without Arpaio). Meanwhile in Georgia, Carl Swensson threatens Rep. John Boehner (R - Loompaland)

Lame Cherry has crossed over to being just plain disgusting. And Tracy Fair wants pretty much the entire elections board of her state tossed out for daring to allow that uppity darkie on the ballot.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 27-28 March 2012

In today's dispatches, once again the ties that a birther has with their family are shown. Rudy Davis decides to use a local church for his own birtherpoolza. Joe Arpario has an interview with the former Radio Moscow, followed by a Corsi-attended press conference where Arpaio and Carl Seel whined that Seel's birther bill is stuck in committee.

Also, Arpaio and Corsi's response to the claims of "media blackout" is to have no media for their upcoming tea party spew.

We're introduced to JEFF BOSS a democrat and birther WHO TYPES IN ALL CAPS to underscore the serious fact that he's BATGUANO CRAZY. The Western Center for "Journalism" loves them some Lucas Smith. Hugh McInnish gets told no by the Alabama Supreme Court, though one Justice seems to be whistling dixie. Dr. Orly tries to get Joe Arpaio and Mike Zullo out to Mississippi for a command performance. Dean Haskins interviews a British Birther who's Barking Mad.

And the lines are increasingly becoming blurred between Lame Cherry and a a KKK site.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 24-26 March 2012

And in today's dispatches, Van Irion gets told to "do it right this time" in Arizona. Dr. Orly is upset because the Democratic Party of Mississippi wants to know if she's being paid to commit legal malpractice, or is she committing legal malpractice out of her own funds.

Lame Cherry reappears in all their hood-wearing, cross-burning, racist psychopathic glory, much to the delight of Dr. Kate. World Nut Daily asks if the US Military is "purging" birthers, rather than asking "why are all these supposed patriots disobeying legal orders and running afoul of the UCMJ???

Seems that World Nut Daily's pet pollster is a biased clod. Forbes magazine decides they don't want to go birther. Sam Sewell has problems with things like "search engines". Comrade Orly Taitz goes back to her roots in the Soviet Union, and publishes anti-American propaganda in Pravda.

World Nut Daily is upset the media isn't' taking swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi seriously, nor are they paying attention to the Postman's Tale. Dr. Kate shows her fetish for sewage. Walter Fitzpatrick gets called a SovCit. Dr. Orly may get published in English, but she can't spell English. And last but not least, Dr. Orly takes on the role of creepy psycho stalker.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 10-12 March 2012

In today's dispatches, the media starts to turn over the rock that Stephen Pidgeon lives under. Arpaio shows that he's more than willing to repeat Corsi's lies to another Corsi shill. Rudy continues his trip to crazy town, and Dr.Kate is waiting at the station for him.

World Nut Daily and their "Western Center for 'Journalism'" continue to throw a fit over the media's refusal to take Corsi's Arizona muppet show seriously. Dr. Kate isn't the only birther giving into paranoia, since Dr. Orly is swimming in Lake Bugshit herself. Which goes well with her continued calls for insurrection. Unlicensed Pastoral Therapist Sam Sewell finds a fellow Mensa member who's just as koo-koo for cocoa puffs as he is.

The birtherstani continue to make out with Andrew Breitbart's corpse. Dr. Orly is upset at the California GOP for DARING to endorse someone other than Dr. Orly. Meanwhile she's trying to seduce Arpaio away from Corsi. One of Flordia's congress critters plays flirty birther games. And the South shows it's no home for sane Republicans.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 3-6 March 2012

My apologizes for the delay. Part of it was that "Bad Fiction" has been hit hard of late by a spam attack, which forced me to do something I didn't want to do - put the comments on moderation.

And part of it was that, in the wake of Arizona Muppet Show with Arpaio the stooge and Zullo the chicken, the level of rhetoric in birtherstan has taken a real strong turn for the violently ugly and nasty.

The birtherstani masks are starting to slip. Expect things to get worse over the next nine months.

Anyway, we have death threats against the President. Naked racism. The media ignoring Arpaio and the birthers getting seriously bent out of shape about it. Dr. Orly wants gallows for anyone she doesn't like or who dares to tell her no. And wants their families harassed in the process.

Dr. Orly has taken to threatening judicial officials. Lawrence Sellin pops up in a new location, but with the same old sedition. Alaska tells Gordon Epperly to go away. Cody Judy shows us the level of professional concern Dr. Orly shows her clients. Van Irion shows the level of professional research he owes the courts. Carl Swensson tries to threaten his way to success.

We have extra special sedition at Dr. Orly's house o' malware. A poll showing some interesting birther demographics. Michael Zullo shows his true colors, namely yellow. Geir Smith is still crazy, while Ann Barnhardt is simply evil.