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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 19-23 April 2012

I'm back from my break, and yes, the birthers are still a few dozen french fries short of a happy meal.

Anyway, in today's dispatches, from behind the paywall, professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau wonders why the country's sheriffs aren't willing to get the stink of birther on themselves. It seems that being monitored by the US Senate Sergeant at Arms' office is a cause for celebration in birtherstan. Some classy death threats at the fake examiner.

John Dummett thinks things are going well for him (and send money). Larry Klayman comes up with a brand new idea (read tired and stale, oh yeah and send money). Dr. Orly doesn't much care for Larry Klayman (and send money)

WND reports on birthers harassing congressional officials. Sam Sewell discovers what happens when you throw a press conference and nobody shows up. Pat Boone makes made-up headlines at WND again

And last but not least, Charles Dyer, aka "July4Patriot", is found guilty by a jury.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 24-26 March 2012

And in today's dispatches, Van Irion gets told to "do it right this time" in Arizona. Dr. Orly is upset because the Democratic Party of Mississippi wants to know if she's being paid to commit legal malpractice, or is she committing legal malpractice out of her own funds.

Lame Cherry reappears in all their hood-wearing, cross-burning, racist psychopathic glory, much to the delight of Dr. Kate. World Nut Daily asks if the US Military is "purging" birthers, rather than asking "why are all these supposed patriots disobeying legal orders and running afoul of the UCMJ???

Seems that World Nut Daily's pet pollster is a biased clod. Forbes magazine decides they don't want to go birther. Sam Sewell has problems with things like "search engines". Comrade Orly Taitz goes back to her roots in the Soviet Union, and publishes anti-American propaganda in Pravda.

World Nut Daily is upset the media isn't' taking swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi seriously, nor are they paying attention to the Postman's Tale. Dr. Kate shows her fetish for sewage. Walter Fitzpatrick gets called a SovCit. Dr. Orly may get published in English, but she can't spell English. And last but not least, Dr. Orly takes on the role of creepy psycho stalker.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 13-14 March 2012

In today's dispatches, Charles Kerchner tries - another ad! Some evidence of pre-2008 protobirthers. Dr. Orly wants to seduce Rep. Stearns to the birtherstani side of the force.

Berg's undead case gets a motion to dismiss. Dr. Orly pole vaults over the wall of legal sanity. Some birthers are upset at the GOP for not completely boarding the crazy train. The people in the Georgia Birther Ballot jihad are told "no" again, while the SoS for that state certifies the results of the primary.

Some birthers question why they should pay for the Pest and eFail. And Leo Donofrio folds and goes home. Again.

I *think* I've fixed the commenting section. Maybe. Hopefully.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 28-29 February 2012

In today's dispatches, Dr. Kate is checking under her bed for OCTPAW. The inmates at Birther Report are still fighting over Dr. Orly and have their panties in a knot that Michael Jablonski actually is doing his job. The Pest and eFail unveils a radical new move to drive their readership even lower.

Sunhara v Fuddy gets a pro forma objection. Mario Apuzzo follows his Pro Hac Vice request with legal diarrhea. Meanwhile Obama's Pennsylvania attorney seems to be of the "kickass and chew bubblegum" school of law. The shambling form of Philip Berg gets help from another birther moldy oldie.

Dr. Orly tries to explain away her failures (oh, and wants money too). The federal court in Arizona doesn't seem too impressed with Van Irion. And Joseph Farah tries to hype up Joe Arpaio big birther press conference tomorrow.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 21-22 February 2012

In today's dispatches, the Pest and eFail reports that the Supreme Court will discuss the tea party / birther case "Purpura v Sebelius". The Supreme Court seems to have a different idea. Cody Judy commits explosive legal diarrhoea within the Georgia court system.

David Farrar seems to have no problems with Dr. Orly's continuing insanity. And it looks like his pro se activity is just as a placeholder for Dr. Orly to take the case over again if/when it hits the Supreme Court. Deadbeat dad Larry Klayman wants a revolt against the government (again) to support his crusade against the President.

Former Sen. Alan Simpson suggests the birthers make his oatmeal hit the wall. Dean Haskins tells the world that Birtherpoolza is in an indefinite parking orbit. Dr. Orly gears up to see if her birther ballot jihad plays has well in Indiana as it did in Georgia. Professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau may want to double check the adjectives she uses at times. Joe Arpaio claims to be doing President Obama a favor.

Dr. Orly continues to be a huge attention whore. We have video of Kerchner's lack of press conference. A birther ducks out on a debate. Dr. Orly threatens local GOP groups. Carl Swensson needs to remember to keep quiet when using sock puppets. Tribble mobility scooter Donald Trump endorses Governor Flipper.

And Padawan Pauly's buddy Gordon Warren Epperly does his own ballot jihad, which is primarily based upon Epperly's dismay that someone of dusky hue is actually considered to be a citizen!

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 18-20 February 2012

In today's dispatches, the Birther Ballot Jihad attempts continue. And in come cases, the birthers past legal history are their own worst enemy. Meanwhile the birtherstani seem to be going "Old News is Fun, Yay!"

Professional Seditionist Sharon Rondeau wants to know why tranny hunter and pink plastic phallus owner/operator Darren Huff is in jail, when there are real criminals that should be there (by which she means "debunkers"). Meanwhile, the racism in birtherstan continues to be on the increase.

Dr. Orly tries to shoehorn herself into Georgia anyway, while her Yahoo continues to be a hot zone. Walter Fitzpatrick still can't accept responsibility for his actions. And Gary Nance comes up with a theory on citizenship that harkens back to the thrilling days of the 1930's and 40's.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 16-17 February 2012

In today's dispatches, Mark Hatfield files his appeal paperwork. Kansas wants their own 2012 model birther bill. Manning is double-downing on the nutty. Birther Report takes a potshot at Dr. Orly, while she tries to take her road show to Indiana.

Dr. Orly hears a word she should be quite used to hearing. Thomas MacLeran tells why he's running his vanity campaign for president. Charles Kerchner sends out AN ALL CAPS press release. Tracy Dorsey / Fair does her own birther ballot jihad filing, and it's has crazy as her videos are. And Mark Hatfield doesn't want taitz sprayed all over his cases.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 14-15 February 2012

In today's dispatches, "The Daily Pen" comes up with yet another crazy theory. More conspiracy goodness in the aftermath of the Georgia Birther Ballot Jihad hearing. Van Irion and Dr. Orly both file their appeals of their loss to an empty table.

Birther Report exaggerates a bit. Dr. Kate continues to explore the bottom of Lake Conspiracy, where the water tells her things. Terrible things. Meanwhile, James Manning wants the birtherstani to please dig deep for Dr. Kate, Walter Fitzpatrick, And Terry Lakin for having sacrificed so much for their paranoid delusions.

Dr. Orly tries to get her birther on with Newt Gingrich. Dean Haskins continues to try and tell his fellow birtherstani that the Nitrous Queen has no clothes. Thomas MacLeran continues to show his islamophobia, while Padawan Pauly wants people to PLEASE pay attention to his Sacred Sperm of Citizenship theory. Because, as you know, the founding fathers only wanted patriotic, red, white and blue, flag-waving tadpoles to knock up American Uteri.

The aptly named Gary Kreep catches the office bug. The American Stinker shows some interesting racism. Kansas, New Hampshire and Missouri try for "Birther Bill 2.0 - Beyond Thunderdome". And Dr. Orly ratchets up the crazy to the point she's almost screaming for Obama's death.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 11-13 February 2012

In today's dispatches, some interesting commentary on the birther - GOP relationship. Dr. Kate stoops to childish name calling. The racist "14th Amendment citizen" theory is getting some traction in birtherstan. A couple of the more radical birther blogs recycle old news about military coups.

ConWebBlog knocks a birther for complaining about being called a birther. We get the latest birther attorney, and he's not only compressed sleazeloaf, but FAMILIAR compressed sleazeloaf. Of course, Dr. Orly throws a fit at anyone but the Nitrous Queen getting those Birther Bucks.

Hatfield wants his cut of the Birther Buck Bonanza. And the Pest and eFail publish a….wait for it…..whiney letter!!

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 7-8 February 2012

In today's dispatches, a recent poll of the remaining Republicans shows the birther index is much higher. Meanwhile the birthers score another loss in Virginia. The birtherstani also petition Georgia Secretary of State Brian Kemp to please please PLEASE don't let that scary black man on the ballot!!

Too bad Kemp has another answer for the birthers.

Because of Kemp's reply and the news that Joe Arpaio will release his "Cold Case Report" on 1 March, the birthers are acting like feeding time for the piranha tank, with "hang them all, let God sort them out" narrowly edging out "to hell with the Constitution, there's a black man in the WHITE House" for sheer rabidity.

The Pest and eFail comes back on line and promptly prints whiney letters. Not to mention open and blatant calls for insurrection, and another of Padawan Pauly's "Sacred Sperm of Citizenship" screeds. And finally, Dr. Orly is nearly incoherent with rage about being told "no", and is threatening Brian Kemp, Judge Melihi, and anyone else who dares get in the way of the Nitrous Queen's fury.