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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 9-10 August 2012

In today's dispatches, Carl Swensson is looking for some new buddies to tattle on. Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi's roommate fantasy is getting attention - of the mocking variety. Dr. Kate is projecting like a 13 screen multiplex. Mark Gillar lets Dr. Orly rant and ramble.

Miki Booth is her usual charming self (by which I mean petty, nasty, and demanding) at one of the US senators from her state. Sam Sewell and Jerry Collette find another idiot to test their pre-failed "can't fail" DIY kit. Dr. Orly gets told "no" again and gets unhinged as a result. Gary Kreep is trying to find $ome $uckers to cough up $ome ca$h.

Dr. Orly is waiting for the call from the GOP to give her prime-time convention speech. George Miller, fake Black Army Captain Pam Barnett, and Robert Laity are upset over the fact the Federal Election Committee told them "no." Tribble mobility scooter and Mitt Romney surrogate Donald Trump opens his yap again.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 31 July-1 August 2012

In today's dispatches, a comedy review of birtherstan. Professional Seditionist Sharon Rondeau is upset that a PR website wants her to actually follow their rules. Dr. Kate is the lead in "On Guano Pond".

Joel Gilbert is upset that his conspiracy laden pack of lies isn't being taken seriously by anyone outside of World Nut Daily. The inmates at Birther Report aren't having any of Rep. Steve King's seductive pole dancing, all the while hiking up their collective skirts for World Nut Daily, and pretending they're "Stormfront Lite".

Some birther pranks the US District Court in Tennessee, while a Tennessee State lawmaker is stupid enough to believe Canada Free Press. (What is WRONG with that state anyway???) The New York times notices that Joe Arpaio is an attention whore. And finally Lame Cherry seems to think they are BFF with the Almighty, so much so that the Almighty is Lame Cherry's own personal hit man….

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 7-11 July 2012

In today's dispatches, we have a LOT of birther recycling going on. Jerome Corsi rehashes Dr. Orly's National Student Clearinghouse bit AND the INS records thing, trying to spin both about 180 from reality. The Western Center for "Journalism" rehashes the "Oh Noes, the ebil Obambi's hippotizing us!!" thing from fall of 2008.

In the meantime, Professional Seditionist Sharon Rondeau is making sure no forged envelopes escape her notice, while she also seems to have followed Carl Swensson's pidgeon-steps. The inmates at Birther Report continue to abandon all pretense of being anything other than a pack of racist hate-minded seditionists. Dr. Orly overlooks something. Larry Klayman and Van Irion both lose cases. Larry Klayman continues to tout the Return of the Fantasy Tiddlywinks League, while a couple of familiar idiots come up with a whole new way of acting like twitwaffles.

Joseph Farah continues down paranoia parkway, while investigators in Phoenix may have found some ties between World Nut Daily and Ken Bennett. The Birther Scorecard is updated, and the birthers record is intact at zero wins. Dr. Kate tries to find some religious justification for her hatred. Both Canada Free Press and Lawrence Sellin try and stir up rebellion from abroad. Lame Cherry is nutter than a forest full of squirrel turds. Rudy Davis seduces Terry Lakin…or at least his book.

And finally, I suspect that the only thing James Manning hates more than President Obama is the color of James Manning's skin.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 3-6 July 2012

In today's dispatches, a brief tidbit about Walter Fitzpatrick Stephen Pidgeon may have to go back to chasing birther cars for sport. Lawrence Sellin is still at Pravda OnLine and still has a mad at the GOP.

More and more of late, the birtherstani at World Nut Daily, Birther Report, and Dr. Kate aren't even bothering to pretend they're not bigoted. Mario Apuzzo uses a novel legal argument only used in the past by Neo-Confederates and White Nationalists. Dr. Orly's Social Security Defective, Susan Daniels, goes off on her own and files her very first doomed court case.

Unlicensed pastoral therapist and unrepentant liar Sam Sewell sees the Bandini Mountain the birthers have accomplished over the last four years and pretends he's looking at a giant mound of tasty ice cream. Dr. Kate finds a whole new legal tactic that's sure to work has well as their past tactics. Terry Lakin tries to have his book pimped.

The Mississippi Democratic Party notes that Dr. Orly's attempt to submit Arpaio's affidavit for Larry Klayman was for a lost case. Dr. Orly goes "how DARE you challenge ME in return. Dr. Orly files her "plan B" case against the Affordable Care Act and it's a mix of bigotry, screeching, and lies, all wrapped up in a steaming pile of taitz for the judge's delight.

I suspect it won't be long until Joseph Farah is hiding under his bed with his head wrapped tightly in tinfoil. And Jerome Corsi is a - surprise - liar!!

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 28-29 June 2012

In today's dispatches, the State of Indiana goes "can we have sanctions against the Nitrous Queen now? Thanks!" Scott Rille, SUPERPATRIOT!, takes a break from the "buy a bride" sites to submit an overwrought letter in Florida. James Manning interviews Terry Lakin, who's still in dire need of a clue transfusion.

"A.R. Nash" comes up with six, (count them, six) new levels of US citizenship that either came from his rump, his breakfast cereal, or his meth and froot loops hangover. Jerome Corsi fluffs Lord Monckton in the pages of World Nut Daily, while the Globe publishes more recycled Corsi dung. Meanwhile, analysis articles about birtherism are written by an Australian racist and eaten up by the birtherstani.

Racism? In the Tea Party?? Why yes! The Supreme Court upholds the Affordable Care Act, and birtherstani heads collectively explode. Gary Kreep has taken to rubbing Dr. Orly's nose in his brand new judicial potty training chair. Mara Zebest shows a skill and talent with graphic software that's normally shown by a jar of Nutella.

FBI informer Carl Swensson wants that good ol' fashioned secession, Walter Fitzpatrick shows up in his sailor suit to court again. I'm not sure there's anything Ann Barnhardt doesn't hate, including herself, and the Fantasy Tiddlywinks League rides again!!

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 7-11 June 2012

Today's dispatches see Patrick recovering from his recent move. Proof once again that this blog is in no way, shape, or form sponsored or paid for by George Soros, because I got to pay for it all out of pocket. I think there's a few dust bunnies left. Certainly not any money.

Anyway, we have Dr. Orly threatening the court of appeals. Charles Dyer gets locked away for 30 years. Corsi throws a fit because he's getting debunked again, while going overseas to spout propaganda against the US Government.

The Pest and eFail starts a "free, and not worth it" subscription level. Dr. Orly has a fit that her fraud claims in Mississippi were so easily and officially disproven. Some people in Maricopa county want to know just how firmly the Maricopa CCCP is latched onto the taxpayer's teat.

Miki Booth whines at a "no birthers allowed" policy at a convention. Dr. Orly shows the world she's a Very Sore Loser. Rudy Davis seems to be freebasing conspiracies. A Flordia pastor thinks it's just ducky to show the President of the United States dangling from a noose. Peed on top of Kreep. Van Irion wants the faithful to know he's not going to lose this time (send money), while World Nut Daily whines over how gullible Birtherstani are.

Dr. Orly is gearing up for a birther circus in Indiana. Sam Sewell wants his share of Birther Bucks, even from little old ladies. Dr. Orly demands a recount in California and wants to get the Pullet Surprise. The Supreme Court pulls the plug on Keyes/Barnett v Obama, while Dr. Orly is diving into Lake Paranoia.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 12-16 May 2012

In today's dispatches, birtherpoolza refunds. More commentary on Dr. Orly's KBOA-produced and voiced campaign video. Jack Cashill doubles down on the dumb. Darren Huff gains four years separated from his remote-controlled buddy.

Dr. Orly continues her Mississippi Birther Ballot Jihad by screaming over anything that even remotely goes against her wishes. A collection of seditious and racist comments from from Birther Report. A collection of just plain racist commentary from Lame Cherry. The Mississippi Secretary of State says why Dr. Orly's case belongs in Federal Court.

The judge in Van Irion's Arizona case removes the defunct NDP from the case. Dr. Orly throws a fit that World Nut Daily isn't giving her the birther bucks Corsi is collecting. And TPM Muckraker takes a few shots at the Corsi-pimped "Dreams From My Real Father" movie.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 3-7 May 2012

In today's dispatches, Christopher-Earl™®© may have just found his hobby as a pre se litigant finally Martinized. Several GOP candidates in North Carolina are competing for the birther vote. World Nut Daily is upset that Al Sharpton made some rude comments about Corsi's Arizona boy toy.

The people at Birther Report are upset that they haven't had their military coup yet. Darren Huff finds out how long he may have to do without his plastic pal that's fun to be with. Some Arizona birthers and racists are upset that the Maricopa CCCP was co-opted by the Jerome Corsi dog and pony show.

One gets the feeling that the Mississippi Democratic Party is a tad bit annoyed at Dr. Orly, while the court tells her "you no can haz discovery, thx, bye." Which causes Dr. Orly to get not just screechy, but openly racist and screechy. Not to mention that if Mississippi doesn't let her do what she wants, she just might take her birther ballot jihad to another state!

Lawrence Sellin ends up at that all-american media outlet "Pravda OnLine". Dr. Orly shows herself to be Joe Arpaio's creepy stalker girl, actually taking over another Repubican's press conference to try and get Arpaio on Team Orly. Walter Fitzpatrick is back in court. Dr. Orly shows a complete irony deficit, not to mention a mad at World Nut Daily. And Lame Cherry continues to show the world a walking, talking example of the DSM-IV-R.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 3-4 April 2012

In today's dispatches, Dr. Orly gets the coveted felon endorsement. Disgruntled PUMA Bettina Viviano's claims get traction at World Nut Daily, Corsi's cabin boy Joe Arpaio, and at a site called "Godfather Politics" that really really REALLY needs to be on the top of the Secret Service's watch list.

Though the sedition, hatred, and death threats at Godfather Politics didn't stop a Fox News Anchor from thinking it was just peachy keen to share on Twitter. And it looks like Joe Arpaio decided to go full metal birther as a way to explain away the fact that his office was jerking the Department of Justice around.

Dr. Orly is in creepy obsessive stalker mode (well, moreso than usual), with a particular hatred towards Philip Berg and anyone who dares force her to act like a real attorney rather than a nitrous-addled chinese crested dog. Dr. Kate is currently listening to the waters of Lake Conspiracy.

The PUMAs are starting to get dusted off by their friends in the far right. We have Obama as the result of an Illuminati breeding programme. The Georgia Supreme Court tells the birtherstani involved that that state's birther ballot jihad a very familiar word. Lawrence Sellin surfaces at Margaret Hemenway's old haunt. And the drums of sedition and treason grow ever louder in birtherstan.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 31 March - 2 April 2012

In today's dispatches, a press conference in Arizona, no press allowed,. However the teahaddists at the said conference seem willing to place Joe Arpaio in a position where he supersedes pesky things like the Constitution.

Dr. Kate tells the Lame Cherry-loving floaters back in her cesspool all about Arpaio's latest mound of Corsi droppings and Mike Zullo's latest from the Maricopa County Cold Case Posse (Maricopa CCCP). Disgruntled PUMA Bettina Viviano is once again all over birtherstan. And Walter Fitzpatrick is in trouble. Again.